"Con is an art, It's not a piece of cake" -Prof. Dr. K.M.G
To make headlines in a certain community, 2 below-average minds merged together and tried to con a con artist. They found their pathetic, disgusting and miserable trick very funny, witty and spectacular but infact Historians & Research Analysts describe it as the "Lamest con in the history of cons"
The intention of writing the details of the "lamest con" is to tell my respectable blog viewers to be aware of such nasty tricks from people around you.
It was the year 2012, cold winds from Siberia were starting to incept the city of Rawalpindi (aka RPC), two guys from the heart of RPC reached shores of the city; Chaklala Cantt, where they had to meet one of their University friend - Dr. KMG. The plan was to invade a famous Biryani Center outside the geographical boundaries of RPC. One of them "Mr. David" was about 25 years old - had recently celebrated his silver jubilee on his internship money (which was very generous from his end). The otherfree-rider had an amazing personality. To find more about him, kindly visit the following blog: Zakar Bhai.
Before leaving the place, the old man, Mr. David presented half liter bottle of Coca-cola, about 30% filled with Jam-e-Shireen to Dr. KMG and notified it as petrol. David and Zakar also insisted Dr. KMG to put that so called petrol in his bike. As Dr. KMG is known for his innocence, gratitude and humble nature; he thought that these guys are telling the truth about petrol, so he convinced himself that it was not jam-e-shireen, although he knew that it wasn't petrol but just to make his friends laugh he inserted a few drops of it in the bike tank. Both David and Zakar laughed like hell at that certain time and cried out loud that "we conned you, we conned you". They also publicized this whole incident on social media networks.
Dr. KMG smiled and said a legendary word "Jerks"
Prof. James N. Hardy in his book "Death of Humor" describes the heroic role of Dr. KMG and depicts this story as an action of amateurs. Famous historian Dr. Steve Patrick, author of several award winning books illustrated it as "Shit Happens"
University of Glasgow- Institute of Regional Affairs and Ohio State University published research projects on the life of Dr. KMG and his expeditions. Both Universities insisted the Mayor of RPC to get rid of Zakar & David. Certain actions were taken after this verdict thus Mr. David - mind behind this evilness was ordered to leave the town in next 7 days, so he booked his flight on 2nd Oct. As Zakar Bhai supported David, so he was also advised to leave the country in next 3 months or get ready to face the wrath of Pindi Boys. Thus both of them were actually deported from their own country.
Moral: If you'll con your teacher, then you better get ready for worse buddy !
